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I’m getting sued because I made a nasty remark about her [my ex-wife]. She lives on the upper west side of Manhattan, and she was coming home late at night, and she was violated. That’s how they put it in the New York papers: “She was violated,” and they asked me to comment on it, and I said “Knowing my ex-wife, it probably was not a moving violation.” - woody allen

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